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Elfguts: Whiny rant ahead. →
Whiny rant ahead.
I am too fucking fat for all of the outdoor gear I need for my glorious summer employment. Essentially my dream job, and the perfect prelude to changing majors from art to biology.
I need chest waders - which cost 3 times as much as regular ones if I order the “queen size” “specialty” ones for from the internet (that only come in pink or aquamarine, oh joy).
The bug jackets are all too tight around my belly, the rubber boots don’t fit over my fat calves, and I feel so fucking defeated and humiliated about the whole thing. How am I supposed to tell my supervisor about this without crying and losing my job/making them regret hiring me.
I am both furious that there isn’t a better selection of functional clothing for fat people and furious at myself for being unable to drop enough weight for these issues to leave me the fuck alone. It’s never enough.
That suuucks! Those motherfucking companies making shit only for one body type! I have the same problem on the other end.. my feet are like fucking skis and wearing shoes that are long enough are so wide it’s like putting my foot in a big bucket. Stupid shapes :(
I hope you can find something that fits. And it would be illegal for them to fire you, so don’t worry about that. <3
I have the exact same issue, my calves are way too big for me to even consider boots, and I’m a larger girl too. But you know what, you may not be able to fit into “skinny” girl clothes but I bet that, like me, you’re super comfy to cuddle with.
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Guys. I’ve lost some weight. I didn’t even notice until I took off my shirt today and had to reach closer to myself to grab my flab. So here’s a creepy pic of my weight, which I would NEVER have done this time last year…
AND MY ROOM IS MESSY AND I DON’T CARE.
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